Grumpy Old Geeks Products Kalmara Product Kalmara 2 mentions in 1 episode Kalmara was an AI app that purported to detect sexually transmitted diseases from photos. Mentions 657: Dick Detector Jul 20, 2024 48:15 Kalmara app, which purported to detect STDs from photos using AI. 48:35 The app claims, including a 94.4% accuracy rate for detecting various STDs, were found to be unsubstantiated.