Grumpy Old Geeks People Wayne Simmons Person Wayne Simmons 2 mentions in 1 episode Wayne Simmons is discussed as a Fox News commentator whose claimed CIA background the hosts say was false. Mentions 145: The Curse is Real Jan 29, 2016 45:52 Next Moron of the Week is Wayne Simmons. 46:09 he said he was a CIA officer for umpteen years and turns out he lied.