Grumpy Old Geeks Companies Quiznos Company Quiznos 2 mentions in 1 episode A sandwich company whose parody commercials the hosts discuss. Mentions 127: Give Me Porn, or Give Me Death Sep 11, 2015 1:14 It's a sandwich commercial for Quiznos, which basically just destroys Burning Man. 1:30 I have not seen a commercial for Quiznos on TV in a very long time.